Chick-Fil-A Sauce Simp

Greg and Jess' unexplainable infatuation with a subpar sauce.

I wonder when our DM became such a Chick-Fil-A Sauce Simp.

by Telsiph April 16, 2022

GO AWAY STUPID SIMP

SORRY TO ANY PASSERS BY BUT BAYBAYBAYBAYBAYBAY NEEDS TO DIE IN HELL GO AWAY AND DIE STUPID SIMP

GO AWAY STUPID SIMP

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Pepa From Encanto Simp

Its just someone whos a massive pepa simp like me :))

Yoo, that persons a pepa from encanto simp!

by Pepa Simp April 4, 2022

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”

by Gladium15 April 13, 2022

simping over 2d characters

the phase wherein you simp over fictional characters

alexa is simping over 2d characters that doesnt know she exists

by joanna !! March 21, 2021

Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.

Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.

by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022