i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

not my brand of whiskey

not my area of professional expertise

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2012

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

My buddy Erik

My buddy Erik. Erik died in a boat crash. Erik liked beer, the Bills, golf, and tits. I miss Erik.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen my buddy Erik?

Person 2: No, I think he's dead.

by 1221GooningWay January 23, 2025

My ticket hit

Winning your sports bet or lottery ticket

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!

by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025

MY MOM!

A joke used by Muscle Man in the 2010 animated television show, Regular Show. They are almost always bad and have no punchline.

"I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!"
Muscle Man, 'Don'

by donuts4days March 16, 2024