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by _reginal_ December 2, 2021
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Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.
Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!
by RuffBudda January 25, 2022
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It's in my bio

When someone asks a question, just say it's in my bio.
Referring to the personal bio on social media platforms.
Girl 1: What time is it?
Girl 2: It's in my bio.
by ConstelUriel June 5, 2024
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE
There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs
by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021
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Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation
My woman was shining up my goose before work today”
by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024
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Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"
Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?
by bossofcreepers20 May 7, 2018
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