Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

lift your skull

Mild intoxication. More than a buzz, but less than being trashed.

Boy, that German lager can really lift your skull with just one bottle.

by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008

National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day

When that day comes, you have to shoot your shot to anyone you like or someone random.

"Would you go out with me naja?" "Why?" "Because it's National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day ."

by Null <3 February 17, 2023

What's your poison, folks?

used to ask someone what they would like to drink.

The bartender raised an eyebrow at the group and asked with a smirk, "What's your poison, folks? Whiskey, beer, or something more exotic?"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

your mom gay

The rumored 4th, and final stage of BOFA. Symptoms: Instant explosion. "The stages of BOFA go like this. 1st Stage: BOFA, Almost never fatal, though incurable. 2nd Stage: Ligma, Extremeley Deadly (99.87% chance of death), almost no information is known of this, as it is extremeley deadly. 3rd Stage: E-TMA, nearly completeley fatal, there is only 0.00000000000000000000000001% of the population who survives this, Said pepole/person are kept always in a locked cell, with NO SOUND ABLE TO ENTER.4th Stage: your mom gay, UNSURVIVABLE. ONCE YOU HEAR THIS, AND YOU ARENT THE SENDER, YOU EXPLODE." Extra Information: BOFA, and all the other stages of BOFA, are transmitted by sounds, and are INCURRABLE. If you meet ANYONE wHO CAN SURVIVE THIS INSULT, BRING THEM TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION, MILLITARY CAMP, OR HOSPITAL, THERE, THEY wILL BE ESCORTED TO ANOTHER CELL.

Here, Is an example of how BOFA, Ligma, E-TMA, and your mom gay spread

Guy 1: Hey have you head about BOFA?
Guy 2: Nope, whats BOFA?
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF

Example 2:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Ninja died of Ligma
Guy 2: what's Ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLZ

Example 3:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Alex died of E-TMA
Guy 2: what's E-TMA?
Guy 1: E-TMA BALLZ

Final Example:

CEO: You're Fired, GET THE FUCK OUT
Jeff: Your mum gay
CEO: -explodes-

by Chad3 November 20, 2021

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016