bring your cheeks here

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.

Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"

by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022

your mother

something fat thats too fat to scale

your mother is gay

by sheeesh dats krazy May 1, 2022

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

Interational show me your nipples day

Friday, May 9th is the Internationally recognized day to show your best online friend your badonkadonks!

Hey man, can you pop a pepperoni? I'm tryna see some nips on Interational show me your nipples day !

by Dimmaladingus May 8, 2025

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.

- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day

by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019

Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me

Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me

Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025