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Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault
My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.
by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019
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blend that shit

"Yo, dawg, they're all out of ketchup. Do you want mustard on your hotdog instead?"

"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"
by sodafish July 4, 2014
mugGet the blend that shitmug.

Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.
by Ande February 18, 2021
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dog shit

Hobo 1: I got a girlfriend

Hobo 2: dog shit
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2023
mugGet the dog shitmug.

Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.
A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is
by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023
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Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.
Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.
by Doshiku August 1, 2025
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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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