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Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.
Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!
by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016
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Bethany wood

Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.
Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’
by Abomination453 November 22, 2021
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Indio Woods

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.
by elise perella May 8, 2022
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wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw
Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
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wood mushrooms

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith
by meisafairy February 15, 2020
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