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Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
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Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.
My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.
by SPWhite June 9, 2019
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hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime
Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed
by Xxann October 15, 2014
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Hand-john

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john
by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014
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Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton
by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019
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Parisi Hands

A drinking game similar to Edward forty hands, in which you take 3 to 4 beer cans and grab them with both hands. Then a person duct tapes the cans to your hands and you drink the beers.
I wanna get shitfaced tonight, let's play Parisi Hands.
by TheManHimself45 October 19, 2010
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Hungry Hands

When you are holding way too many items in your hands.
Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.
by Lovedreambelieve June 19, 2022
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