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Phoenix's Law

The idea that "If it can be eaten, it will be eaten."
Sorry I ate your sandwich man...Phoenix's Law ya know?
by Lampposteffect February 26, 2011
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niece-in-law

1- Nephew's wife.
2- Spouse's niece.
My niece-in-law is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.
Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"
by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019
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Karamazov’s Law

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021
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sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"
Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.
by Neoal July 25, 2014
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Reddit's Law

A scientific term. Reddit's Law states three key concepts:
1) A meme can never die, it will always come back into the spotlight either to continue its evolution or else to be used in a crossover meme. Both scenarios often result in the meme being significantly less funny than it originally was, and are rarely successful. Dead memes being brought back usually means this time it dies 10x faster than the first time.

2) For every post, there is an equal and opposite repost. Because a lot of new meme content can start out on Reddit, a new meme being created successfully would mean a surge of this meme across the internet. This surge is known as the Platform Cycle over the whole internet, but also occurs independently across Reddit. As the meme spreads, it will die out in most places except Reddit as stated in the above concept.

3) You must stay on your own subreddit. Posting a Weed Meme on a subreddit for Gun Safety would result in the user responsible being crucified, as the Weed Meme was not posted to r/weed or r/dankmemes.
(posts a doge meme to a car subreddit)
Car Subreddit Members: You are now dead
Meme Subreddit Users: I will take this and post it to it's appropriate place (all 50 people say simultaneously)
(there is now a surge of Doge memes across Reddit)
Intelligent person: This one idiot in a car subreddit accidentally enabled Reddit's Law on Doge, now Doge will just get less and less funny smh.
by reallifeworddefinitions February 24, 2020
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law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina
That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick
by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017
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