free Freaking fuck

Someone that is pretty much worthless to you Nevertheless they will serve to satisfy your sexual desires

Mr. or Ms Smith is a useless piece of shit but I can use him or her as a free freaking fuck

by Sampam1401 May 29, 2021

Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010

Free throw hoe

Definition is, a girl who is easy to have sex with.

Who does not much effort to have her agree to

Have intercourse, probably because of a low self-esteem or imagined status gained

You should hit up Sara for sex she a "free throw hoe"

by Drewbonix&chronic November 12, 2021

Feel free to screenshit

Feel free to screenshit; A sentence that is used to describe how an image goes hard, and anyone who views it is more than welcome to screenshit.

Dude 1: Yo, that pic goes hard, mind if I screenshit?

Dude 2: For sure bro, feel free to screenshit

by TheKingDay February 4, 2022

Makeup Free March

The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!

Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)

Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little

by jeg er kul November 3, 2019

Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021