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Dark horse days

The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.
The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021
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american horse pirates

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates
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Reversed Horse-Girl

To the usually nice, polite and well-behaved horse girls, the reversed horse girls are the complete opposite. You can recognize them by their unnecessarily many chains and bracelets as well as their extremely colorful and eye-catching clothing. Since most reversed horse girls are between the ages of 11 and 13, their makeup is not really ''professional''. Mostly they only wear eyeshadows from their eyeshadow palette with 2 - 3 colors, which is often trashy blue or purple. As lipstick they like to use cherry lip gloss from the kid girls section in the 1 dollar shop that they bought without their mother's permission. Their hairstyle is often 2 ponytails with colorful Highlights or pink hair clips with rainbow fake hair.

The Reversed Horse-Girls are also some kind of Gossip Girls. They love to talk about everything that's happening in school right now - mostly about the bad luck of their classmates. If they get caught laughing about someone, they usually don't say anything and just look at the person with a judging and disgusted face until the person goes away. Reversed Horse-Girls are often in a group of 2 - 3 other Reversed Horse-Girls and they always need confirmation from their friends. These girls also like to watch series like ''soy Luna'' or ''Violetta'' with their friends if they make a sleepover. They almost always end their sentences with ''ewww'' or ''ugh''. Boomers often see them as the definition of young teenage girls.
-Example n. 1 - Reversed Horse-Girls at school-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Did u girls notice my new purple eyeshadow? I stole it from my moms make-up bag tss.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my god so fash! Wha- EWW!

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Whats wrong?

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Omg did you just see this girl? Her T-Shirt was so ugly ewww

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: I wish i didn't. I think i'm gonna throw up ughh.

Person: Could you girls please stop talking so bad about my bestie? Why are u feeling good while laughing about others?

The whole Reversed Horse-Girl group: *stare at her with a judgy face for like a minute*

Person: *leaves annoyed*

The Reversed Horse-Girl group: *think the person got scared of them although she didn't*

-Example n. 2 - Reversed Horse-Girls in a clothing store-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Girls does this rainbow shirt suit me? I think the stripes make me look fat!

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: No no you look great! There's never enough stripes ughh.

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Yea you look perfect in contrast to me ugh...

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my no! Hot pink goes so well with your hair color!

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Okay girls. Let's pay i can't wait to get home and watch a telenovela with my besties.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2,3: Omg girl!!! *do an awkward bestie handshake so that their bracelets which are way too big make a loud noise and disturb everyone else in the shop*
by gllxssyy August 1, 2020
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Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.
by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022
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long-necked horses

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck
`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`
by theredrichard December 30, 2019
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Horse fucking Thundercunt

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.
Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt
by Commander8750 September 2, 2022
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horse lookin bitch

jackie from maynard

looks like a horse & LOVES the cock. and says cunt way too much

hey jackie you horse lookin bitch! jon dont want u on his cock anymore
hey jackie you horse lookin bitch! jon dont want u on his cock anymore
by kaileigh muthafuckka February 7, 2008
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