horse shoe hairline

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009

texas wild horse

when you fuck a girl so hard she starts making horse noises then you jizz on her face

damn, did tony give laura a texas wild horse last night. daaaaammmmmmnn

by north carolina March 4, 2009

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)

Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.

by chillydip February 19, 2012

stalking-horse bid

An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.

Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.

John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.

Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.

by kaptaindave February 19, 2009

chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Reverse Charlie Horse

When a male's balls tighten ,and he ejaculates out of his asshole.

Bro I was in the bathroom......and I did a reverse Charlie Horse -_-

My nuts hurt cuz of that reverse Charlie Horse >.<

by Timken April 12, 2013

Go fuck a horse

You couldnt if you tried

m8 i told barry to go fuck a horse yesterday but he went for a beer instead

by _QuebeC_ April 18, 2017