Skip to main content

slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
by GuermoT December 26, 2009
mugGet the slow as a hard shit mug.

Hard Times Surenos

Hard T1m3S SURENOS stand for a gang of surenos in west Georgia originated around 1999 still bangN' IN MAB13T0X, Forest PArK3, Lithonia, CoBB
leva: hey holmes what u claim ?

Hard Times Surenos Sold13R: PURO HARD T1M3S SUREN0S !!!!!!
by 3s3 Cr33PER November 24, 2010
mugGet the Hard Times Surenos mug.

Hard 2 blv

Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
mugGet the Hard 2 blv mug.

hard-man cut

A short haircut with a little bit more longer fringe which is put up with styling gel.
This look is sported by a man in order to show everyone that he is a hard man.
Unfortunately it makes him look gay.
J: New haircut?
P: Yeah, I got a lot of big meetings coming up. I wanted the hard-man look.
S: Isn't it a bit erm...
P: What?
J: Gay.
P: This is not a gay cut. This is a hard-man cut.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Inferno'
by pogopuschel July 11, 2010
mugGet the hard-man cut mug.

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 6, 2010
mugGet the gooching so hard mug.

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.
patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.
by mike balzitch June 23, 2022
mugGet the air hard gun mug.

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020
mugGet the Try-hard Comedian mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email