Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!

by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019

minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015

Blowing up in the dryer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is really cool, impressive, or exciting.

Back in the 70s, that disco shit was blowing up in the dryer.

by pedrobueno November 19, 2012

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020