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shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.
"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"
by UrbanSport November 11, 2012
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Shit Romney

An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!
When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?
by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020
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shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!
by Toe fan May 1, 2009
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Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.
by BFew November 27, 2010
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shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff
There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today
by ebsva June 10, 2012
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Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.
Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."
by cscherme March 6, 2009
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Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
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