Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Friend Zone

A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.

Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story

Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'

by Swaggolina July 24, 2015

Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

imaginary friend

A friend that only appears to you and you only, you can play around with the friend but sex is not possible.

Having a imaginary friend is very cool..... *cries*

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 6, 2019

Shower friend

A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...

I have a shower friend for Fridays

by XchickenwingX March 1, 2014

Avery Friend

Slightly a dingbat, but a Gucci person. Real funny and nice, always smells good, usually a brunette but has blonde moments.

Hey, Brianna spit her drink on her date! She pulled an Avery friend.

by Radicallyedgy March 13, 2017

friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.

A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.

by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010