Feras syndrome

Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.

Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.

Mom: What is that supposed to mean?

Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.

Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.

Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.

Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.

Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*

Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.

Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*

Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.

by LingLing Wan July 1, 2020

Duff Syndrome

When you walk on to the field and all your guns break.

Damn it, my M4 and MP9 already broke its a serious case of Duff Syndrome

by RangerRick08 February 26, 2023

Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.

"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"

by universeguyd August 4, 2014

Issa syndrome

Not being able to tell the difference between a dirt bike and a doggo

My mother was diagnosed with Issa syndrome:(

by Steak daddy July 11, 2018

Trey Syndrome

the idea of not knowing what is going on around you and not having a clue of what team your on

going to the other side of the map where no one is, is a common sign of trey syndrome

by the CVB terms December 29, 2020

Shoha Syndrome

When you eat but don't gain weight so you resort to stealing your sister's food. You body will also have the same physics as a piece of paper because of your weight.

"You're like 20 pounds! I'm pretty sure you have Shoha Syndrome."

by SophiaBiggestFan#1 May 11, 2020

Uffmoor syndrome

A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.

The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.

The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.

Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?

Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.

Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.

by Arthur Reed May 1, 2018