Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by redmiked October 26, 2024

Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.

Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?

by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023

Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.

Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.

by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022

Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 20, 2015

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023