mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

by Matt$ April 26, 2006

duck butter

Frothy substance collected under the glans (head) of the penis from pro-longed sexual intercourse.

After half an hour of sex, John had quiet a bit of duck butter.

by Rude Webster December 26, 2002

blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

Rubber Duck

Wearing a condom while having sex.

You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!

by Johanna Hudgens July 21, 2008

duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

duck butter

the moist scuzz found at the uppermost cleft of one's ass cheeks

Reaching down into his shorts, Dave extracted a fingerful of duck butter to share among his buddies.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

duck butter

an adjective that describes how thick a bad ass hoe is

Damn, that hoe is thick as duck butter!

by Euphis Q. Eienstienbacher September 16, 2003