child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

Child

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.

Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome

by Emi Rose March 18, 2025

Child

a fucking faggot

children are faggots

by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023

Sucker Child

A child born in a situation where one of the parents did not know or want the child to be conceived. A woman may become pregnant and/or have a child without using contraceptive knowingly or without telling the father they are having their baby until it is born thus able to demand support for the child.

"He's broke because he spends all his money supporting that sucker child"

by Gigantic Dark October 30, 2011