Rat piss

The last dregs of an assortment of (usually hard) liquors, all combined in one bottle to make enough booze to get properly drunk. it’s like cold duck but for hard liquors. Taste can range from okay to horrendous. An invention borne out of convenience so you don’t have to haul twenty almost-empty bottles to a DIY show. Also useful if you’re nicking booze from somebody and you don’t want them to notice, so you just take a tiny bit from each bottle.

Man, pass the rat piss, I drank through all the beer i brought.

by yllowyllow August 29, 2018

Piss dance

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

Ill Pissed

A state of extreme anger. Pissed off beyond belief

Person 1#: Is that movie rated R?
Person 2#: Yeah, I think so
Person #1: Oh fuck, I'll be ill pissed if they don't let us in

by I'm on a fuckin boat June 18, 2009

holding their piss

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

YouTube Piss

YouTube Poop's alter ego, the only difference is that it's even worse. Believe me, it is.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched this awesome YouTube Poop!
Person 2: I watched an epic YouTube Piss.
Person 1: DEUUEAUGH
*person 1 dies*

by sonicroxs October 27, 2010

piss dribble

when using the toilet to pass water the piss doesn't completely stop running and it dribbles down your leg or to you bum.

annna: ah i can feel wet in my trackiesthink i piss dribbled a bit.
paddy: o how anoying, do you want some spare panties to change into?

by clara468 April 5, 2008

piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009