A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.
*James shits himself violently*
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
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portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."
The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.
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Get the David Christensen mug.David – Tyler , Is the most coolest guy will ever meet. He has a great personality makes you laugh all the time. He loves to play video games and when he’s a teenager you don’t want to be Bye him because he’s got the biggest fucking attitude in the world but he is a very very good relationship he will help you with all your relationships so when you’re in high school you best find a David- Tyler or just a Tyler because that motherfucker will help you with your entire life .
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