by Peters style! February 9, 2004
Get the long johnmug. A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.
A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!
by TheWhisperingEyeOpener August 6, 2009
Get the Elton Johnmug. name of the famous actor seen in the infamous movie Natty Gann. When adding his name to any sentence one finds that the sentence becomes oddly humourous.
example 1 : shut up and kiss me john cusack
example 2: stop throwing snowballs at me john cusack
example 3: will you be my older brother with benifits john cusack?
example 2: stop throwing snowballs at me john cusack
example 3: will you be my older brother with benifits john cusack?
by eba weba February 7, 2004
Get the cusack, johnmug. John Howard tells lies and has
divided us on race,
divided us into "haves" and "have nots"
divided us over immigration,
divided us over refugees,
divided us over nuclear technology,
divided us on water.
Worst prime minister in history.
divided us on race,
divided us into "haves" and "have nots"
divided us over immigration,
divided us over refugees,
divided us over nuclear technology,
divided us on water.
Worst prime minister in history.
John howard uses politics of division to
divide and conqure the work force
abuse power
discriminate on race, sex and sexual preferance.
John Howard personifies Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which is pathalogical lying in a subconscious obsession to hide the self and manipulate the people. John Howard is aware that we know he is lying and expects us to condone it. This is Narcisism in full cry. John Howard has turned politics into the dirtiest it has ever been in this country.
For all of these reasons John Howard is easily the worst Prim Minister in our history. Voted into power and sustained by an unavoidable economic boom that is the result of growth in China and India, his government has adopted the personality of a abusive Narcissistic parent who sees his children and those he is responsible for as mere objects. This economic boom so unprecedented in our history has been miss managed and the benifits abused by egocentric Narcissistic mania.
divide and conqure the work force
abuse power
discriminate on race, sex and sexual preferance.
John Howard personifies Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which is pathalogical lying in a subconscious obsession to hide the self and manipulate the people. John Howard is aware that we know he is lying and expects us to condone it. This is Narcisism in full cry. John Howard has turned politics into the dirtiest it has ever been in this country.
For all of these reasons John Howard is easily the worst Prim Minister in our history. Voted into power and sustained by an unavoidable economic boom that is the result of growth in China and India, his government has adopted the personality of a abusive Narcissistic parent who sees his children and those he is responsible for as mere objects. This economic boom so unprecedented in our history has been miss managed and the benifits abused by egocentric Narcissistic mania.
by Doug Payne October 20, 2007
Get the John Howardmug. by Dusty April 22, 2005
Get the Pigeon Johnmug. Marijuana. Specifically, a significant quantity of high-grade, or sinsemilla, especially for personal use.
"Yo D, you pick up today?"
"Yeah, I got dat John Wayne, mang." (Displays cigarette case containing a dozen fat, dank joints)
"Yeah, I got dat John Wayne, mang." (Displays cigarette case containing a dozen fat, dank joints)
by Grabes December 12, 2008
Get the John Waynemug. John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 24, 2005
Get the John Mayermug.