Jordan

A Jordan is a fucking GOD walking amongst utter scum

“He’s such a legend, he must be a Jordan!”

by Absolutelegend November 22, 2021

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Jordan Bair

The faggot of the group and hat likes penis

Mike: Milea is the Jordan Bair

by BigDickCummings December 14, 2019

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Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020

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Jordans

Shoes that are associated with African-Americans.

Don't step on my new Jordans.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

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He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.

He's perfect, he must be Jordan!
You always need a Jordan in your life.

by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019

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Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

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