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White Death

A derogatory term for semen storm. For example, a white death can and will occur when there's an attractive nude female within the vicinity of five or more horny teenagers and they all happen to ejaculate simultaneously. Hot.
Mary: Yo Kurtis I got the white death last night.
Kurtis: Oh shit nigga
by autismcacneraids March 21, 2017
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death whistle

When your dog is sleeping with their ass towards your face and you hear a faint whistle sound come from their ass.
My dog almost killed me last night with her death whistle.
by Jeansatx November 27, 2014
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Death metal

An aural stimulation that has somewhat been related to bleeding of the ears, an excess production of testosterone, and the utter pissing off of rap fans around the world. In fact, this form of music is just white noise set to very fast beats, but due to a certain property only evident in angry, white, suburbanite males, this white noise translates into very fast, very technical, and very well written music (see: necrophagist OMG) Death metal musicians tend to have an extreme amount of skill, using secret techniques taught to them by subliminal messaging through the Slayer Compact Disc, Reign In Blood, of only which a few copies exists today, that produces this extreme effect. It is said that there are secret rituals in Greg's Basement that are used to summon the almighty Slayer, involving the parting of a chicken, dipping your head in entrails for apples, and going trick or treating in the middle of august. Avoid death metal fans at all cost. They are infected with nerd syndrome, a very infectious disease which you may catch after only one listen to a death metal CD. If you ever encounter one of these nerds, the obvious symptoms are as follows: Obesity, extreme paleness of the skin, acne, a lack of social awareness, stuttering, the tendency to talk to oneself, a delusion that they are OMG TEH HOTNESS. Run.
Death metal fan: Blah blah blah blah Vader blah blah Monstrosity, blah blah blah blah tremelo picking blah blah blah Cryptopsy, blah blah blah blah blah blastbeats.

Death metal band: Blah blah blah blood, blah blah blah blah blah blah guts blah blah blah anal blah blah poop, blah blah blah blah knife blah blah blah satan blah god.
by Lado July 31, 2006
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death spike

1. A large spike on the ground or at the bottom of a pit, existing presumably to cause death.
2. A D-AIR smash on someone who's trying to recover on Smash Bros. when it KO's. Also called a meteor smash
1. Guy C: *falls on Spike*
Guy A: Nice death spike.
Guy B: Thanks.

2. "Damn Pikachu! I was about to recover when it jumped off the platform and hit me with a death spike."
by Airship_Canon December 9, 2008
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Death Metal

A type of heavy metal. Death metal bands do not have lead singers, instead they use edited recordings of Helen Keller trying to speak. Then they have an actor mouth the sounds for concerts or music videos. When they run out of Helen Keller recordings, they simply lock babies in dungeons and deprive them of any kind of interaction. The result being that when they grow up they will not be able to speak, only make guttural retard sounds. Put that person in front of a mic, and boom you have a death metal band.
Death metal is the worst type of metal, sorry.
by Per sonny 12333342 September 7, 2015
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death wish

Suicidal.

Usually used sarcastically in a conversation between friends or best friends.
Meagean : Imma go talk to that batch right now!
Jill: Girl you really have a death wish.
by Blue Booberry April 15, 2016
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slow death

slow death can be used to as a reference to coffee.
She took a sip of slow death deathly through her lips.
by Nevets Zhang February 18, 2011
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