carebear blow job

Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face

The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life

by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!

by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019

blow this lollipop stand

Let's leave this place

This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.

by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014

blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.

The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.

by outatym December 29, 2013

minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019