Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

blow this lollipop stand

Let's leave this place

This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.

by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014

Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!

by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019

Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

Blowing up in the dryer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is really cool, impressive, or exciting.

Back in the 70s, that disco shit was blowing up in the dryer.

by pedrobueno November 19, 2012

blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.

The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.

by outatym December 29, 2013

Blowing my crap

When you piss someone off or expose him.

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.

by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019