ben moment

something unnecessary and annoying

deleting the server was a ben moment

by benjaminnamsort November 28, 2021

colonizer moment

A semi-ironic term for when a white person becomes attracted to a person of color.

Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."

by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020

Penis Moment

When you're with the fellas and need to chug a roady before getting to the club

"Curtis, is this a Penis Moment???"

by boofmann69 November 5, 2022

Elias moment

An Elias moment is when someone does something really moronic (often times illegal, high risk with low reward) or lies about unusual and unnecessary things that gain nothing to that person.

-Did you just commit a crime even tho I advised you not to multiple times?
-Yes
-That’s a real Elias moment

by Prometheus III January 19, 2022

Hummingbird moment

Hummingbird moments are when you enjoy a brief moment of pleasure after suffering a lot. Then you will suffer a lot before having your next hummingbird moment.

Guy 1: Aw man <insert girl name> just broke up with me
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>

by TheHummingbird October 22, 2020

Dobby Moment

The act of hitting oneself in the head, with objects similar to a lamp or a bottle of Skele-Gro, while saying to themself "Bad (insert name here)!" over and over agian.

At midnight, I remembered I had another exam to study for, instantly causing me to have a Dobby Moment.

by dobbyrulz November 12, 2011

pip moment

When you do some stupid shit

"How do I get more money in finale fantasy 15"
that's a pip moment

by stupid degenerate October 19, 2020