Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

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Cum crumbs

The stuff left over in your cum sock after you use it.

Girl: I'm cold.
Guy: Go grab some socks.
Girl: Ew! What's in this one?
Guy: Oh those are cum crumbs, that's my cum sock.

by BigDumpling January 16, 2018

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Cum Fest

A festival dedicated to Cum

It's time to celebrate Cum Fest!

by Sir Nigel Dingleberry November 13, 2019

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Cum Sandwich

This is the every day diet of a chode with lips also known as Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai: I'm hungry, hmm, what about a cum sandwich!!! yes!!! that would be delicious * proceeds to jizz in bread

by UCHEASY April 27, 2021

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Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.

“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”

by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020

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