Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

your mom

the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.

x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.

by ohfuckitsLeigh June 6, 2009

Your gay

you. reading this right now. there is nothing wrong with being gay. but ur gay. and you like the same gender

“your gay”
“what?”

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020

Your Forehead

The longest thing in the whole Entire planet

Person 1: bro nothing is longer than my pp
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma

by Srry cant he4r u September 2, 2021

Your mom

The most versetile joke on the planet.

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.

by Punk rock lover March 29, 2010

Your mom

Your mom

YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....

by Juggaloguy October 7, 2008