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Milfs n dilf

A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.
Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.

Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.
by Dutton September 28, 2018
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goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.
"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"
by Bublor August 29, 2011
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Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
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Dive n' Dash

Synonymous to "hit it and quit it" or a "one night stand". In a "Dive n' Dash", the person has sexual relations with a partner and leaves the next morning (or the same night).
'Did are you and Jenny dating now? I saw you two hookin up at the bar'

"Nah, that was just a Dive n' Dash"

'Ohhh niceeeee'
by sheesherzz420 December 19, 2011
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Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.
Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff
by Tawney Owl November 3, 2010
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Gurt N' Skrrt

When you do a little stroking and ya yogurt splats on the road and a car does a burn out over it.
Jim Slim just did a Gurt N' Skrrt before the street race began.
by K.Booty January 7, 2020
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spank n jank

To masturbate or to say stuff in the place of a saying.
I'm about to go spank n jank
by ShlongLong October 27, 2017
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