Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

National slap ass day

December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.

You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day

by And I opp sksk December 16, 2019

Ass-nana

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you hang a banana out of your ass so that you can block red shells from hitting you.

Hey Kurtis, I just threw a red shell at you.

Fuck you Jenna, I blocked it with my Ass-nana.

by Assnanalover May 21, 2022

Ole Busted Ass

A woman who thinks she is bad, but in reality is busted to all hell

Ole Busted Ass is going fucking crazy. She's so mad that she's getting zero D on her birthday trip to vegas.

by Young Slim January 15, 2024

lyn-ass

the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LYN-ASS GRIPS MU BOY!

by LYNUSSYLOVER June 2, 2024

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022