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bustin your stones

Bustin your stones tend to hurt for awhile after intercourse.
by Olive Blackhawk January 24, 2011
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Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast
Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.
by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021
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National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
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put a tarp over your trees

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”
by dogdogbark February 14, 2023
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Look at your life

Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.
Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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your such a squriell

a person who resembles a squriell in all possible qualities. they constintley eat acorns and leave there houses to climb trees. they have caves in her room that lead to evergreen trees. if you see one please email nuttygirl.nuts0@gmail.com to tell her that you saw one of her fellow squries.
your such a squirell! thats a chipmunk tree
your such a squriell who rules the world with every evergreen everywhere.
by nuttygirl November 9, 2011
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Give your bestfriend flowers day

December 1- the day you give your best friend flowers to show you appreciate them
Hey, did you get your best friend flowers? Its December 1st! Give your bestfriend flowers day
by Vanessa0809 November 28, 2023
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