Tom ass

He is a plate

"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?

tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown

by ye plait peeple June 24, 2023

Shut yo bitch ass up

A common phrase used by the black population

Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”

by Fetch008 March 16, 2024

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019

mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny

Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me

by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025

Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips April 11, 2011

ass typhoon

When someone's asshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope.

Guy 1: I heard joey got an ass typhoon from that gangbang yesterday
Guy 2: That's what he gets for being queer bait

by The Douggernaut October 2, 2017

Chest ass

Similar to face ass, or head ass.

You ugly as hell wit yo crocodile chest ass!

by Jet skis palm trees March 3, 2022