Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Shit up

'Shit Up' means to eat or consume shit. It is usually used as an insult.

'Yo, your ugly'
'Shit up!'

by JohnCena's Wife February 27, 2022

piece of shit

someone who cheats on their boyfriend & doesn’t care about other peoples feelings

steph roberts is a piece of shit

by sppaammeg November 10, 2020

Shit-walkin

The type of word used when someone can talk the talk but cant walk the talk.

Someone who runs their mouth but can't back it up.

He's over there talking all that talk and not bringin it where I'm at ... that's shit-walkin

by M.Szymanski January 20, 2024

Shit dyke

Essentially your asshole which is holding back a sea of shit from flooding your pants

Excuse me for a moment it seems the shit dyke is about to bust

by Jayfromthe5thdimension October 3, 2022

Shit and dip

When you state something controversial or problematic then immediately leave the conversation without letting anyone respond. Commonly done by trolls on the internet.

Come on, don't shit and dip. You're really gonna say "only pedophiles watch anime" then walk away?

by SkeletonFetus July 26, 2021