Main shit stain

Your closest jit

He my main shit stain

by 2titties December 26, 2021

Shit yeah!

When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...

... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...

... these two words sums it up to a T.

My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.

Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.

Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat

jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!

Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!

by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

by stretchgod October 21, 2025

Ben shit

when someone called ben lies

ben said that aternos had ddos protection that is Ben shit

by Mcglibjib April 21, 2019

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024