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shit

something that comes out of your ass
WOW THAT SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A ROCKET
by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021
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shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(
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i think i just shit myself hard

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
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Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
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daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.
The daka shits often comes out more than you ate
by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022
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Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.
Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
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shit

when u rage in a game that's how u get to say what the fuck or shit man
me:*killed by a creeper*
me: shit
me: *falls at the tower of hell*
me:what the fuck man shit
by precno99playz March 11, 2021
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