That's my line

When Cynthia Erivo hears a flop trying to belt her line, and then she gags him in the middle of a Target.

Man: "AuEUEghUEAhagh"
Cynthia: "That's my line. AUUUEGEUAGHEUASHAGHAGAHUEE. There's no place like Target."

by Guacamole9000 December 8, 2024

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My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022

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Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 13, 2023

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