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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.
Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.
by armanie69 January 3, 2022
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your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.
Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?
by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022
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Your face

Similar to cringy annoying insults like "your mom" but the person insulting you doesn't wanna use "your mom" cuz its overused already or just dont wanna be mean to your mom ,so they just use "your face" instead
"Bro , you got -23 in science, like how is tht even possible u r THAT stupid?? bro you a dum dum "
"No, Your face is a dum dum"
"WWWAAAWWAAAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭"

"Ayo bro , what's this in your purse?"
"Your face"
"*Dies*"
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