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DeLong Middle School

a school full of billie eilish fans and e-boys and e-girls. or just boys and girls that think they’re better than everyone else. some of them are nice but that’ll be rare :)
r: “ugh my boyfriend started listening to lil peep and wearing chains...”
e: “he prolly goes to DeLong Middle School.”
by biggesttoelover666 April 6, 2019
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Oregon City High School

Oregon City is mostly white kids in suburbs or nice condos, however the high school consists of not only the city, but the surrounding more rural and “less fortunate” areas. People may call it the school with the “most poverty” in the area, but that’s because they’re most likely from the surrounding mega-rich/extremely wealthy areas. (Area schools include: Lake Oswego High School, Lakeridge High School, West Linn High School, and Clackamas High School.) This school is very far from the poverty line in the grand scheme of things and majority of the students.

The school is terrible though. They sweep student problems, (mental health, abuse, sexual assault), under the rug. There was a scandal in 2022 over a student committing heinous acts to another student and giving him a platform to speak on it to the entire school claiming he had “grown.” This caused several massive protests in school grounds and staff refused, for the most part, did nothing and didn’t recognize their wrongs. There were multiple teachers who publicly stood with the students, but administration was actively trying to fight back against it. The principal resigned after this whole fiasco.

It claims great academic success. It can only “show good marks” because any time a student seems to be dragging down the stats they cart them off to one of the alternative schools.
Oregon City High School is in the news again.” “Ah man really? What is it this time?”
by sw4ns0ng November 6, 2022
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private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.
Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.
by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017
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School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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Trinity School for Children

School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.
If you go to Trinity School for Children, you got numbnutZ!!! - JWheele Outttt!!!
by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023
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School Shooting

A School Shooting is when a man shoots a bunch of kids into a woman’s school.
Man: ima do a School Shooting!
Woman: ok I think I’m ready shoot those kids inside me!
by RandomOutOfContexg November 17, 2022
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School

School aka the earth version of hell, school is a place where hopes and dreams die taking all motivation and passion away from you at a young age, your family,friends,sanity,will to live you can say bye bye because after school you are not getting that back, school is like a prison but atleast in prison you can actually achieve something with your life
guy 1: hey whats tha white building over there?
guy 2: oh thats School also known as jail
by FLAT KAT June 30, 2022
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