shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

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Shamrock Shit

The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™

“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”

by HexTheCarbuncle February 23, 2019

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shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

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Gang Shit

Despite most other entries on here for this phrase, in New York the term Gang Shit is short for "a whole lotta gang shit". Meaning "Same", or "Me too".

Dude: Yo, I fucking hate Gov. Cuomo.

Dude 2: Gang shit!

by RonsonMyJohnson November 3, 2020

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A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.

Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.

by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022

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