you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.
by Digothy March 12, 2023
Get the shit crackermug. Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?
Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?
Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015
Get the bat shit crazy fishmug. by Niig.shd May 14, 2024
Get the nigger shitmug. A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.
Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."
Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"
Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"
Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
by Phedorable April 15, 2016
Get the Shit Partymug. The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.
"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."
by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021
Get the Pussy Shitmug. When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
Get the special effects shitmug. The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.
by Poochtook January 17, 2023
Get the shit streakermug.