Grates my guts

Something that just pisses you off so much

Alvin and the chipmunks really grates my guts

by Gutgrater December 31, 2021

My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021

Eggin' My Nog

When someone is attacking or coming at you for an unnecessary reason.

Person 1: I don't like pickles.
Person 2: Ew, how dare you not like pickles!?
Person 1: Um excuse you! Stop eggin' my nog!

by papayaxmoon May 28, 2021

Hashing my mellow

A much more superior way of saying "harshing my mellow". It means to hash a mellow. People named Sophia often don't use this as they should.

Example: Sophia is hashing my mellow.

by Skiptim November 6, 2020

lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

“Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 25, 2023

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020