full vagina

A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.

Fiorina just went full vagina. Never go full vagina.

by bob_bobbb June 19, 2016

vagina splatt

the cum that leaks out of a girls vagina after blowing your load in her.

dude you should have seen the vagina splatt that hit the floor after i fucked her.

dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.

by jiffster007 September 12, 2009

vagina discount

When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.

Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."

Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".

by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011

Vagina of Origin

Mother; Whoever gave birth to the person

Chris: So what's the name of your vagina of origin?
Nathan: My Mom's name is Jessica.

by MasterTang November 3, 2010

Vagina Bender

One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY

After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.

by on May 26, 2015

Vagina Handle

When one is too tired they get pulled by their pubic hair which is braided and their nipple hair will grow longer.

Harry: Mannnn, I was horny last nite. I was sooo horny that I carried my girl by her Vagina handle just to get to the bedroom.

Wart: Harry, you have some problems, man. How thick was her vagina handle?

Harry: Pretty damnnn huge, Wart. Pretty damn huge.

by Shatburgers October 18, 2010

vagina vignettes

The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.

Jeff: guess what I found in the attic
Ulric: Jews?
Jeff: nah just some of my granny's vagina vignettes
Ulric: ew
Jeff: ew

by neo noodle May 18, 2019