Chris von

Nicknamed for the sexiest mf around

Is that chris von?
You mean the hottest guy in town?

by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022

The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐

Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!

by Maria Breezy April 18, 2019

Chris Meinel

one who is gayer than a bag of dicks

Hey look at Chris Meinel. He looks gayer than a bag of dicks!!

by chrismeinel January 1, 2012

Chris Wild

Angry, slightly ginger manc, who is an absolute legend and who you definitely want on your side if there's any sign of trouble.

Scouser: "Eh, what you doing, give us your focking tyres."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."

by United Lad April 22, 2011

Chris Kyle

The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…

Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”

by Yokekebrohan July 11, 2022

Chris Pauling

To have a lead in a series and lose. To not perform well in the playoffs. To get hurt in a crucial playoff game.

The Suns blow a 2-0 series lead to the Dallas Maverick’s in the 2022 NBA playoffs. Chris Paul had 10 points in game 7 then claimed to have a quad injury. Chris Paul was Chris Pauling.

by Randomreece215 May 16, 2022