An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014
Get the Lipton Tea Momentmug. Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
Get the Boston Tea Partymug. The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”
by MooseKing February 9, 2019
Get the Green Tea officialmug. Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.
Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.
by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012
Get the Tea Kettle Facemug. by IMAMONKE😮💨🧟♀️ April 7, 2023
Get the Arizona Iced Teamug. A dope group chat that loves drama and spills all the “tea”. The best member of the group chat goes by the name of siesta. She is lit, cullen on the other hand, that’s another story, he is so mean. But everyone else is lit
by Ilikejazz October 26, 2017
Get the Tea time babesmug. by TEAMAKER#1 May 8, 2018
Get the Hitting up the teamug.