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new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
by CornershopMen November 19, 2018
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Big girl surprise

Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!
by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023
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Peppermint surprise

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party
I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.
by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022
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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
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Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
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Lil Smokey surprise

Principles kid flashed you after shutting his ass out in the urinal
Last night I heard some guy get a lil Smokey surprise. Bro was goin off the deep end I guess
by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024
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sphincter surprise

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
by VintageCorn April 24, 2015
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