Dusty Pig

shoving a duster or a dusty dick into one's hole.

Alex dusty piged Janelle in her butthole.

by dirty louis April 26, 2011

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Pig Stains

The dark patches of skin found between a fat girl's thighs and ass, which can be caused by poor circulation and the kidneys and liver not operating efficiently.

Tony: "Man, I think Lisa is so fucking Sexy! Is she good in bed?"
John: "Fuck, yes! But don't mind the pig stains!"
Tony: "Damn! I know she's fat, but if she's got pig stains, she's a little too fat for me!"

by Vashtidog December 17, 2010

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The Pig Lady

The woman all kingwood/ humble/ porter kids know will sell them booze and not question their age. (RIP Nancy.)

"Let's get some beer... lets go to the pig lady!!"

by kingwoodkid May 18, 2008

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Pig sandwich

When two average build males have sex with an obese female.

Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?

by Handwich November 16, 2016

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Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

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