green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.
“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”
by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020
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moon broom

A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.
Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?
by Reeguz March 04, 2016
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Snow Moon

When there is a white ring around the moon. When you see this, snow is coming soon
Dude, look outside there’s a snow moon
by MountainMan420 December 14, 2021
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Moon Sand

You got alot of moon sand in your grinder
by the weed wizards October 02, 2022
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The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies
The moon illusions and lies
by King of wisdom 901 November 04, 2022
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It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.

In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky
I can't believe he won that car, he was definitely born with his ass facing to the moon
by Luska75 October 06, 2022
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Strawberry Moon

When your girl is on her period and you reach into her pussy and grab a handful of her blood and smear it on her butt
my girl was pissing me off so i decided to strawberry moon her.
by helluvagoodtime June 28, 2018
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