Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.

Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.

by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post

“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”

by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023

Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.

He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.

by boredom101 March 8, 2024

Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 9, 2019

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.

Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?

by MrSyde December 18, 2019